Perv or Ladies man?

To be honest, I don't really fancy my hirsute lip hat or rather I think that others don't fancy it and therefore they are giving me the 'evil eye'. I think it intimidates people. I think that the ladies are frightened of it's overwhelming masculinity. I shall endeavor to keep a 'stiff upper lip' and sally forth unto the unknown with Magnum to keep me company on my lonely journey.